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Presented to you today, our newest and handsomest of concoctions:
SteamJack, The Energy Drink of Airship Pirates.

We've scoured ancient archives for this special formula that empowers your humors in the face of darkest chaos. This elixir combines fine cream soda with a hint of orange flavor. Enjoy magnificent physical resilience as the drink is enhanced with a full daily dose of Vitamin C and Guarana.

SteamJack has what’s needed to invigor your day. Bully!

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